The mythical cartoon penguin would probably even be chilly outside in Grand Forks, North Dakota tonight. The vaunted local weather folks have predicted a low this evening/tomorrow morning of -26. Sorry my Canadian friends I don't know what that translates into in terms of degrees Celsius, but it's probably like -144 Celsius. Luckily there is no wind, which is nice because any breeze would make it feel even colder, which would be whack.
If I can get my fingers thawed out tomorrow, I'll take the camera outside and get some artistic shots of the large icicles hanging from the Grandma-mobile. Or Alycia and I will go to Arby's. We'll see which one happens.
Or if you're cold enough, you could find a furry companion to snuggle up with.