This gem of an article was posted in the Grand Forks Herald on Thursday, January 24 2013. John and I decided that the author really tried to work with the ridiculousness of the story topic.
I've cut and pasted the article below since the Herald often takes down their stories after a few days. But if you get a chance, check out the original posting because there is VERY compelling cinematography of the turkeys lurking around the neighborhood.
Fargo residents cry fowl over turkey infestation
By:
Emily Welker, Forum Communications
FARGO – Fargo police are looking to catch a gigantic gang of
fugitives making life in a north-side neighborhood a foul – or is that
fowl? – experience.
A group of wild turkeys that may be as many as
80 birds strong – a rafter, as a group turkeys is known –has infested
the area a few blocks south of Edgewood Golf Course in the northeast
corner of the city, near Peterson Parkway and Birdie Street.
Yes, Birdie Street.
Whether
they’re attracted to the street’s name, or more likely to the nearby
river and one of the city’s biggest stretches of green space, the birds
and their byproducts have worn out their welcome.
“We called, our
neighbors called,” said Galen Heinle, who’s lived on Peterson Parkway
for six years and said this is the worst the birds and their droppings
have ever been. At one point, he said, the poop problem became so bad in his yard his wife had to hire someone to come in and clean it up. “It was getting to be unsanitary. I’m glad the city’s doing something,” Heinle said.
And, he said, while the birds haven’t shown any overt aggression, they’re obviously a little too comfortable where they are. “When I leave they won’t get out of the way of the car. It’s like, come on, let’s go,” he said.
Fargo
police Lt. Joel Vettel said the police, with the help of the North
Dakota Game and Fish Department, are starting a baiting and trapping
process to attempt to net the birds and move them out to a more rural
area. They’ll be feeding the birds on the nearby Cardinal Muench
seminary property, and they’re asking people in the neighborhood to stop
feeding the birds in the meantime.
The department sent letters to residents in the area last week, informing them of their plans to deal with the turkey takeover. Police
also ask that potential onlookers remain respectful of private property
and the wildlife themselves while the trapping is going on, though
Vettel admits the birds haven’t been quite so mannerly.
In
addition to leaving their waste all over people’s property, he said they
are capable of property damage like knocking down and destroying yard
items. “These are wild animals, and when they get into an urban
environment, there are adaptations that are not good for the homeowner,
and not good for the turkey,” he said.
Police said the trapping
process, which should take about four weeks, probably won’t eradicate
the area’s entire turkey population. They said the focus is not to
move all the birds out of the city, just to bring the bird population
down to a more manageable level for an urban environment. Police
said they recently trapped and relocated much of a smaller flock in
North Fargo near Hector International Airport using a similar technique. Doug
Leier, a biologist with North Dakota’s Game and Fish Department, said
there has been an urban turkey population in Fargo since he got to the
city in 1997. And, he said, with few natural predators, the population
continued to grow.
Despite the mess left by the roving rafter of
gobblers, Heinle doesn’t want to quit them cold turkey. He is hoping the
city won’t trap all the birds. On a moonlit night, he said, he
can see a group of about fifty or so roosting in the trees in his yard,
all night long, in degrees of minus 20 or more. He agrees that these are
tough turkeys. And he’s developed a certain fondness for the feathered
fugitives. “I feel sorry for them, in a way,” Heinle said. “You think you’re having a tough day? You don’t want to be a turkey.”
Alycia's comments:
1) Can you believe this was the big cover story for the "B" section of the paper? It also had a lovely picture of turkeys, but I couldn't get the picture to download properly, so you will have to check out the original posting.
2) John pointed out that turkey poop is probably really good fertilizer for the lawns, so the idea of "unsanitary" poop is obviously in the eye of the beholder.
3) Did the police really have to remind people not to feed the birds? I really don't think they are all congregating because somebody has a good bird feeder. I think there is an underlying reason why they are there, and in order to truly solve this dilemma, the people need to figure that out.
4) I like the comment that the turkeys are wild animals living in an urban environment. They apparently haven't evolved enough to be able to handle yart (i.e., yard art) without breaking it. Possibly the next generation of turkeys will be more sensitive to these issues.
Even though there wasn't much snow, that much wind can leave some large drifts and strange formations carved out of snow. 
This beautiful snow drift was along the south facing wall of the garage, was nearly two feet high, and had a near vertical face on one side. It was gorgeous and mysterious at the same time. The force of the wind and eddies created by the buildings worked in combination to sculpt this snow drift. 
Enjoying the unusual snow formations went a long way to make up for the cold early morning snow shoveling and snow removal. As the front passed, bitterly cold air filled in behind it, leaving the area in wind chill warnings from Monday evening through the end of the day Wednesday. Chilly. Even though the calendar says it's coming soon, Spring seems a long way off.
