That noticeable lack of postings recently has been attributed to my being sick. Not a little bit of a cold, a touch of stuffy nose sick, but honest to goodness feeling really crappy. This recent sickness coincided with my return from working in California. There's nothing quite like a plane ride with painful sinuses and ears popping every 20 minutes from the pressure. Ugh.
I'm trying to decide if I indeed had the flu, all the symptoms were there - but is it too early for the flu? Maybe it was the swine flu, or aardvark flu? I'd like to think I got it out of the way early this year. My purpose here isn't complain, but to illuminate. I know that verily, thousands of Internetters were poised in front of their computers wishing and yearning for a new Deaf Dogs and Benevolent Gnomes post.
And if any of my readers are interested, I have a sure fire weight loss protocol. Just come on over and we can make out (Alycia may not like this), you'll catch whatever I have and in a week or so when you regain full consciousness, Blammo!! you'll be 10 pounds lighter. Works like a charm. If you are averse to making out with me (most are), then feel free to come over with a couple of pastries/desserts (cookie, donut, danish, croissant, etc). I'll eat one and then sneeze and cough on the other one for you to eat, you'll catch whatever I have and in a week or so when you regain full consciousness, Blammo!! you'll be 10 pounds lighter. Just thinking of ways to help you, loyal reader.
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