Shadowfax demonstrated her best "scary pittie" pose today. She has some pointers for anyone else who might want to imitate.
First of, you have to show some teeth. A little bit of snarl goes a long way.
Second, show everyone else that you're tough and you don't care what anyone else thinks. Use that fuzzy pink blankie for a pillow, not a blankie. Yeah, you're a bad-ass.
Finally, do it all from a heated dog bed. This literally tells everyone "I can stand the heat, so I won't get out of the kitchen", or off the heated dog bed.
That concludes the lesson for the day.
Second, show everyone else that you're tough and you don't care what anyone else thinks. Use that fuzzy pink blankie for a pillow, not a blankie. Yeah, you're a bad-ass.
Finally, do it all from a heated dog bed. This literally tells everyone "I can stand the heat, so I won't get out of the kitchen", or off the heated dog bed.
That concludes the lesson for the day.
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